Banta has demanded that the new airport
at Mumbai should be named Banta Cruz;
as Santa already has one named
after him…Santa Cruz.
Angry wife to her husband
An Angry Wife To Her Husband on Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ...?"
Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop WhereYou Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It. 'n I Didn't Have Money That Time 'n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ...
Wife: O:) ,
With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!
Husband:
I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop.
A Special Package for Business Men.
An
Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
An intelligent wife
''An
Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"
That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"
New SIM to surprise her husband
Woman
Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To
Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number:
"Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number:
"Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
Wife treats husband
A Wife
Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The
Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife
Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him
Inside
Barman Says: The Usual Jim
?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He's On the Darts Team in My Local
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He's On the Darts Team in My Local
Next A
Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again?
Do You Crave Special Again?
The
Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver
Says "Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."
Jim's
Funeral Is On Sunday
Cool message by a wife
Cool
Msg by a woman:
Dear
Mother-in-law,
"Don't
Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours
& he needs a lot of improvement"
& he needs a lot of improvement"
Part & Art of living
Having
"WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...
But
Having "GIRL FRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Wife:
Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Two........................Yes & No.
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Two........................Yes & No.
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe
your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer:
"Wow, she must be some
woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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People say marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavor and taste to life.
Personally,
I believe Paani Puri does a better job.
————————————————————
A Chinese’ll have a wife and a girlfriend and he’ll love his wife more.
A Black’ll have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and he’ll love his 1st wife more.
An American’ll have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and he’ll love his girlfriends more.
An Indian’ll have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends and he’ll still love his mommy more
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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People say marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavor and taste to life.
Personally,
I believe Paani Puri does a better job.
————————————————————
A Chinese’ll have a wife and a girlfriend and he’ll love his wife more.
A Black’ll have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and he’ll love his 1st wife more.
An American’ll have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and he’ll love his girlfriends more.
An Indian’ll have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends and he’ll still love his mommy more
The
Chutney Jar
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner....who lives with a, a girl named Sunita in the same flat.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just flatmates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Lesson of ur life :" Don't Lie to Your Mother, especially if she is an Indian !!
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner....who lives with a, a girl named Sunita in the same flat.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just flatmates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to
be sure...."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
A few days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...
Love, Mom.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
A few days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...
Love, Mom.
Lesson of ur life :" Don't Lie to Your Mother, especially if she is an Indian !!
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